Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

That we are capable only of being what we are remains our unforgivable sin.

I love to compete. To me, business is the ultimate sport. It's always on. There is always someone trying to beat me.

The euro is our common fate, and Europe is our common future.

Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

If you give me rice, I'll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, I'll eat every day.

There are two ways to wake up. You can wake up thinking about what you know, or you wake up thinking and saying 'What can I learn?.' That's a very different approach.

I am eccentric, I admit it, but I am not a nutcase.