Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

A box sits empty, wanting to hold and protect.Hollow tears it cries.

Civilization is a product of the cerebral cortex.

Not failure, but low aim is sin.

I really do love the theater and as you get deeper into your career, it gets harder to carve out the time to do theater.

The top 10 per cent of the US population appropriated 91 per cent of income growth between 1989 and 2006, while the top 1 per cent took 59 per cent.

Running is always an exercise in humility.

To die in the act of killing is, in essence, to die defeated.

You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that, those are points you really aren't expecting.

When walking you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder.

I get a great high from writing.