Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not fine, it's not the end.

Don't sweat the small stuff...and it's all small stuff.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

As a columnist, I realize that whatever amount of corruption I expose, half my readers will block it out, although they may get a frisson of joy in the process.

I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music.

Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.

The Greatest Generation got to save old tires, dig a Victory Garden and forgo sugar. The Richest Generation is being asked to shop.

Every day, tell at least one person something you like, admire, or appreciate about them.

The trick is to be grateful when your mood is high and graceful when it is low.

So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality - it makes me able to just become Belle every single night.

Choose to be kind over being right and you'll be right everytime.

I could mend my soul no more than my face. Unless the gods helped. And why did the gods not help?

The more you believe, the more you doubt. The more you doubt, the more you ask questions. Knowing that questions left unanswered is the best proof for your belief.

All philosophy in two words - sustain and abstain.

It's important to talk about loving yourself and looking at your tragedies and the stuff that makes you grow.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats.

Nature meant me A wife, a silly, harmless, household dove, Fond without art, and kind without deceit.

Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so do the selves of girls go down in droves.

tasteful and colossal are - in movies, at least - basically antipathetic.

Buying pollution credits is folly; it doesn't help the environment. Instead of using tax dollars to buy credits overseas, we'll use them at home.