Everything you agree to do is other things you can't do

Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.

Where you allow your attention to go ultimately says more about you as a human being than anything that you put in your mission statement.

Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You’re Either Lying Or Crazy.

Everything takes more time than you thought, everything costs more money than you thought, and almost everything turns out not quite as cool as you expected.

Workflow is understanding your job, understanding your tools, and then not thinking about it any more.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

People with tiny glasses and costly shoes can always find a couple of hours to explain how you did it all wrong.

Feeling creative produces great work in approximately the same way that "feeling like a doctor" makes you a gifted thoracic surgeon.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

Thinking can really be the enemy of action, and thinking can be the enemy of reality.

Your dominion has nothing to do with a negative person's opinion. Flee from people who only hung on passport-size dreams and you'll see your bigger picture! Go for the big one!

Man created languages, but God created laughter. Humanity can always laugh together even if it can't always speak together.

I love playing sports. I'm overly eager and aggressive and not very skilled, so it leads to many small injuries.

I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw it's a pretty dreadful feeling.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

It's a free country and I can keep my mouth shut whenever I want

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind.

I don't judge myself by what someone says.