Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

Take care of your words and the words will take care of you.

Anti-frackers are disingenuous. They bow to the religion of environmentalism.

I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.

There are repercussions to everything, even advancement and success. And I think that the repercussions to my success was the loss of my marriage.

Talking about class terrifies me. There is no way of winning.

Tell your story with your whole heart.

There’s a time and purpose for being lost. If you don’t judge the being lost you get through it sooner.

My husband says I look like a Q-tip.

Hair is associated with sexual power. With passion. The woman's sexual passion needs to be minimized, so that the spectator may feel that he has the monopoly on such passion

A Scout is never taken by surprise; he knows exactly what to do when anything unexpected happens.