Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I'd just as soon freeze to death.

How little people know who think that holiness is dull... When one meets the real thing, it's irresistible!

The non-artists among us are always terribly busy, but finally disappear without a trace.

If you can't get an intro to a VC, hang up your cleats now. You're done, GAME OVER

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

I love the laconic. Clearly, I am not of their number.

I am, beneath everything else, a fan. I was fixed in this mode as a young boy and am awed by people who take the risks of performance.

Turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you.

To rule one's anger is well; to prevent it is still better.