Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

It was never just about the money.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

I'm not the type of guy that will make you happy. I'm the type of guy that will make you forget how unhappy we all are.

More and more people are seeing the films on computers - lousy sound, lousy picture - and they think they've seen the film, but they really haven't.

All epoch-making revolutionary events have been produced not by the written, but by the spoken word.

People aren't really afraid of my views. They are just afraid of the word 'nationalism.'

As a person you want to be respected. Respect is always important to me.

Obscenity only comes in when the mind despises and fears the body, and the body hates and resists the mind.

May you find good hunting, swift running, and shelter when you sleep. (Leafpool to Ashfur, page 1)

I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats.

Success is terrifying. Like happiness, it is often appreciated in retrospect. It's only later that you place it in perspective. Years from now, I'll look back and say, ‘God, wasn't it wonderful.’

If an individual is born with the obligation to obey, who is born with the right to command?