Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

To achieve peace, think of peace.

It's not time to worry yet

Creativity is more than mere imagination. It is imagination inseparably coupled with both intent and effort.

I carry a lot of scars. I like the way that sounds. I carry a LOT of scars.

Actors are always looking for ways to build a character.

Change is hard because people wear themselves out. And that’s the second surprise about change: What looks like laziness is often exhaustion.

We can plant bugs in machines. Once you go on the network, I can identify your machine. You will never be safe whatever protections you put in place.

I hope people enjoy what I do. That would make me happy because I'd be bringing others pleasure while doing something I like.

How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.

This world to me is like a lasting storm,Whirring me from my friends.