Evil comes in various forms, the one it comes most is the crowd of people.

One small boy was all it took to upset the universe

Those who are brave, are the greatest cowards of all. For they fear failure.

I am compelled into this country.

This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.

The time that I would spend revisiting my old Get Your War On strips is more profitably spent Googling myself and reading comments about how people hate my pencil-sharpening business.

This is a fallen world. People lie, the truth gets distorted, and that's the way it is. What's for dinner ?

I have two extraordinary daughters, who, I can say proudly, are doing very well in school and in piano. Daughters are a father's joy.

Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.

I was like, 'Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?' [I] haven't dipped back since, but I was very appreciative of the experience.

In our fluctuations of feelings, it is well to remember that Jesus admits no change in His affections; your heart is not the compass Jesus saileth by.

I played in rhumba bands, mickey mouse bands; all kinds of bands.

No one is going to buy a big phone.