Evil is in antagonism with the entire creation.

We aren't either afraid or brave, we’re usually both.

Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it....

Every man is defined by his deeds.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

Quite frankly, I am not very comfortable in chitchat. When I go to board meetings, I arrive two minutes before and leave when it's over. I don't stay for lunch or go early and have coffee.

When the devil grows old he turns hermit.

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

I have drunken deep of joy.

My definition of beauty is something between extremely ugly and extremely fantastic.

...the greatest shortage in our society is an instinct to produce. To create solutions and hustle them out the door. To touch the humanity inside and connect to the humans in the marketplace.