[Evolution Theory] is the motivating factor for guys like Hitler and Stalin and George Bush, by the way, who is a Satan worshipper, like we don't know that.

Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!

If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?

Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.

Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea 'under duress'.

The Colorado River did not form the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon was formed as the flood went down.

What difference does it make?

American capitalism has helped finance the communist take over of the world. Somebody is going to answer to God for this.

Maybe the purpose of the space program [NASA] is to prepare the world for Big Brother - the New World Order.

They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.

Life is full of beauty, notice it and live your life to the fullest potential. Go after your dreams.

Pride kept her from confiding in the other girls, and caution kept her from confessing to the older women.

Romantic stuff is not something I really remember.

One who can move mountains start with the little stones.

So I place my heart under lock and key, to take some time to look after me. But when I turn around you're standing there.

Let no man trust the first false step of guilt; it hangs upon a precipice, whose steep descent in last perdition ends.

You can only lead by example.

Do you even recognize your own consciousness?

Even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing underneath the same bright star.

I want to do more comedy... I've done a couple TV shows that had some comedy going on.