Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

If you're selfish enough to kill yourself write your suicide note on the back of your will

As you think about the future . . . give thanks and trust God . . . Even when life may be difficult, we should thank God for all He does for us—which we do not deserve.

The most powerful concept in marketing is owning a word in the prospects mind.

Of all the communities available to us, there is not one I would want to devote myself to except for the society of the true seekers, which has very few living members at any one time.

Make sure it is not too diverse or spread out so people don't know where to go or what to do. So keep a sharp focus. It can be ambitious but should have a small agenda.

Pedigree matters: if you break your shoulder trying to open a door, it's much harder to play the game once you get in the room.

Economics is half psychology and half Grade Three arithmetic, and the U.S. does not now have either half right.

All art is advertising. It stands for a particular point of view. Art that exploits badness is advertising badness.

Sermons seldom convert sinners; they sometimes goad them into more sin.

Take time everyday to shift from immersion in human-centric thinking to ecoexperience.