Exactly what part of that is supposed to make me feel better?" Though, honestly, hearing that she was jealous of me did make me feel a teeny, tiny bit better.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

My happiness doesn't come from money or fame. My happiness comes from seeing life without struggle.

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.

The General hopes and trusts that every officer and man will endeavor to live and act as becomes a Christian soldier defending the dearest rights and liberties of his country.

There is nothing to which men cling more tenaciously than the privileges of class.

Story is what's most important.

There may not be one Truth - there may be several truths - but saying that is not to say that reality doesn't exist.

It would appear that the state of Mississippi has decided to maintain white supremacy by murdering children.

When I drive through a field, I want to see green grass sometimes, and I don't want to see black and white.

I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.