Except a man fear the Lord, he is unable to renounce sin.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.- Courtney

But everything I have to give, I'll give to you

The lonely people have taught me, that I am not alone.

How the past perishes is how the future becomes.

I believe that the demand for long-form quality journalism is strong and I think that despite all of the changes in technology over the past few years, people still want in-depth, rigorous reporting.

I forget the name of the place; I forget the name of the girl; but the wine was Chambertin.

Celebrate for a nanosecond.

It's odd being an American now. Most of us are peaceful, but here we are again, in our fifth major war of this century.

The comics are where all the crazy subconscious stuff comes out.