Excessive drinking is not good for my health, my family or my game. There has definitely been a change, and I feel better for it.

I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now.

If you don't believe you can make every putt, why bother trying?

Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf.

You have to know how to read your lie and take a calculated risk when you hit out of the rough.

Swinging harder with a longer club almost always leads to bad shots.

Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.

You check into the hotel and see you're booked for seven nights. But you know you might be leaving in a day or two. It's exciting for the fans. But you're on edge. And you're on edge the whole round.

I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil.

Michelle is 14. Give her a couple of years to get stronger. I mean, she can play on this tour. If she keeps working, keeps doing the right things, there's no reason why she shouldn't be out here.

Something I've really enjoyed learning more about is course design.

The most famous actress who did the 'dumb blond' routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress.

I'm not a scientist either, but I can use my brain, and I can talk to one.

I should have worried about taking responsibilities for which I was not ready.

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."

The best person I know is Myself.

I have zero interest in sports of any kind - professional, college or international.

Bukharin's a swine and surely worse than a swine because he thinks it below his dignity to write a couple of lines.

Remember Haydn's 104 symphonies. Not all of them were great. But there were 104 of them.

The brilliant explosion known as Benny Goodman went off in 1935, and it hasn´t gone out yet.

Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny.