Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Most good decisions that a person make are a result of reflection and the will to change.

Revelation is God's way of telling humanity that he is afraid of their possibility

Communism has served us ill in having us swap a living brotherhood for what looks to have the features of the coldest of all chill abstractions.

The planetary etheric body is a whole, unbroken and continuous; of this etheric body, those of the healer and the patient are integral, intrinsic parts.

Alas! how has the social spirit of Christianity been perverted by fools at one time, and by knaves and bigots at another; by the self-tormentors of the cell, and the all-tormentors of the conclave!

Shakespeare said: "There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow." Everything happens perfectly.

Many strange things happen in this world

Holiness does not consist in doing extraordinary things. It consists in accepting, with a smile, what Jesus sends us. It consists in accepting and following the will of God.

At the end of the day, you're trying to make a certain film within a certain budget. Those rules never change.

Nature: She pardons no mistakes. Her yea is yea, and her nay, nay.