Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

What is wrong about me loving you, anyway? You make me better. You make me feel special. You make me feel like I can do anything.

Behind you, leave your enemies. Beside you, keep your family. Around you, maintain your friends. Within you, cherish God.

I believe in finding strengthand safety in the arm'sOf Fate

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

The world has no reason for fighting in our defense, and as a matter of principle God does not make cowardly nations free.

make away out of no way

If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be.

Youth, have no pity; leave no farthing here For age to invest in compromise and fear.

Success to the strongest, who are always, at last, the wisest and best.

My fishing hole is deader than...a dead thing that's dead.