Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing.

Why would that woman shoot me? We had dinner reservations later!

They listened more than they talked, but that was the way of wise men and women.

Condition and guts take over where knowledge and skill end.

We may love money without having it, just as we may have money without loving it.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

I'm not hugely technical with things, but I guess that the thing I use most is my iPhone, on a practical level.

Are you going to show integrity only when someone is watching you - or are you going to show it all the time?

It was all a matter of control. And Choice. Nothing more, nothing less

Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects.

Truly the souls of men are full of dread: Ye cannot reason almost with a man That looks not heavily and full of fear.