Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Whenever I'm having a bad day and have an attitude, I stay home. I keep it at home.

Mistakes are joyful, truth infernal.

I just want to be a wallflower. Nondescript. Just not anything. I don't want to see me.

Inspiration comes to us slowly and quietly . prime it with a little solitude.

To succeed in the business of the future we have to become the very people we are trying to reach

Procastination is not about not doing is about not doing and feeling crappy.

If you look into the history of fashion, you'll discover that Gernreich was the leading name for years and the leading fashion designer both here in the United States and internationally.

I truly believe that a woman can have anything she wants - if she's willing to do the hard work it takes to get it.

The capacity to become aware of the givens of our existence - such as change - and to actually welcome those as just part of our human experience releases the struggle.