Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When the writing is good, a book becomes a mirror. The reader will see an uncanny familiarity and respond accordingly.

A world full of Love, Light & Laughter. Its time has come. Let's make it happen.

Only those you trust can betray you.

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, He who never asks is a fool forever.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

I think we can make a difference in the lives of the poor, and the millions.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

I tried to do everything just as I would before any other match, but it was impossible.