Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Education is that component which brings in a meaningful relationship between the happenings around us and how our senses experience them.

We must stop this unimaginable atrocity before it becomes a reality.

Even feigning surprise, pretending it was unexpected and saying a ritual thanks, is surely wiser than just expecting everything so carelessly.

Men in general are but great great children.

I was and I always shall be hampered by what I think other people will say.

I like it when shows end intentionally, and Review, especially, has such a long form narrative that it feels like you need to give it a thoughtfully constructed finale.

It is only those who hope to transform human beings who end up by burning them, like the waste product of a failed experiment.

It is far more important to be able to hit the target than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.

The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just become transfigured by illness.

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding onto.