Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

Some people take offense like it's a limited time offer.

I believe in the immortality of the soul because I have within me immortal longings.

There are no permanent friends or permanent enemies, just permanent interests.

There is the joy of being healthy and fair, but there is overall the beauty, the immense joy of being useful.

How sweet a thing it is to love and to be loved again.

One trouble is that when Government gets into a business it tends to make it uneconomic for anyone else.

I prefer that Argentina wins the World Cup. Messi deserves it for all he has done in football. He's my friend, I wish him the best

So many things I had thought forgotten Return to my mind with stranger pain: Like letters that arrive addressed to someone Who left the house so many years ago.

History has its truth; and so has legend hers.