Expect the unexpected, my mother once said. Because the unexpected most certainly will be expecting you.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

To keep your conscience at peace and your respect at high, don't follow those orders which make no sense.

Richard didn't even have time to ask if I thought I'd ever amount to anything in this life before I looked him eye to eye and said, "I already have, mister.

A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.

People can't measure the amount of heart you have and how much you're willing to fight for something.

If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack.

I think the greatest star in American at the moment is Kevin Costner.

If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead.

We're one of the most highly regulated industries, and we have to pay attention to what government is doing.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.