Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.

Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.

Like all trial attorneys, he knew the importance of not dressing too well.

Extrapolating from the statistical growth of the legal profession, by the year 2035 every single person in the United States will be a lawyer, including newborn infants.

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

When you have a strongly held belief, don't you think it's important to express that belief accurately?

The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.

Nobody dares to solve the problems-because the solution might contradict your philosophy, and for most people clinging to beliefs is more important than succeeding in the world.

False fears are a plague, a modern plague!

Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.

You ruin is your rebellion against God.

I just gave them a little scare. A touch of psychological terror. As Joseph Conrad once wrote, true terror is the kind that men feel towards their imagination. (from Super-frog Saves Tokyo)

The true nature of man left to himself without restraint is not nobility but savagery.

Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly.

To say murder is wrong is as much a statement of faith as 'I believe that God said murder is wrong' is a statement of faith

I've always thought, it's the artist that write the songs and make the records. And it's our responsibility to set the tone for what's happening in the industry. And I take that seriously.

I see things in terms of paint, all else is irrelevant.

It is not peace we seek but meaning.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.