Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

There is fact in every fiction and truth in every lie.

Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!

You're not a priority if you're an option, you are a percentage. A percentage of that other person's time and effort. The size of the pie never changes, the slices do.

Days are a finite resource and it's best to protect the ones you have.

A real important thing is that, though I rely on my husband for love, I rely on myself for strength.

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'

My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

When an uninstructed multitude attempts to see with its eyes, it is exceedingly apt to be deceived.

A good voice isn't so important. It's more important to sound really unique.

If someone needs help, I can offer advice. I'm not always right and people don't always listen.