Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter.

But she never looked back with regret. There were so many ways for things to get better. -Jing-mei

The cultural transformation from the love of power to the power of love is the drama of our time.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

Anytime you put a movie out it's subject to such scrutiny and such criticism.

It's very difficult to get any movies done about Black heroes - Haitian or American - in Hollywood. The argument in Hollywood is that there is no market for those movies, and that is not true.

I campaigned for Hillary Clinton when she was in the primaries against [Barack] Obama, actually.

As daughters of our Heavenly Father, and as daughters of Eve, we are all mothers and we have always been mothers. And we each have the responsibility to love and help lead the rising generation.

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.