Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Don't confuse activity with action.

The only thing we have in life is time”.

The condition of women in a nation is the real measure of its progress.

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.

The self-surmounter can never put up with the man who has ceased to be dissatisfied with himself.

Not only is social life identical with communication, but all communication (and hence all genuine social life) is educative.

Love created this world, & the lack of it can kill it. Selfishness, self-absorption , arrogance & indifference never built anything.

The objective of spiritual advancement is not so much 'works' but the quality of life free from ego-consciousness.

To satisfy the customer is the mission and purpose of every business.

Busy does not equal important. Measured doesn't mean mattered.