Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

...but it is good to be several floors up in the dead of night wondering whether you are any good or not and the only decision you can make is that you did it...

One who cannot swim must not blame the water.

From now until eternity meets its end, you will walk by faith and not by sight.

Most of all, we should remember all of us are capable of individually helping advance the spirit of equality for all.

The simplest definition of advertising, and one that will probably meet the test of critical examination, is that advertising is selling in print.

A critic is one who leaves no turn unstoned.

Because our lies matched. It was a sign.

This is servitude, To serve th'unwise, or him who hath rebelled Against his worthier, as thine now serve thee, Thyself not free, but to thyself enthralled.

What I do believe in is other worlds and spirits. There is some other power in control - levels of energy that perhaps we don't see.

I want to cry because something terrible happened, and I saw it, and I could not see a way to mend it.