Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

Your principles are your true north because they instruct how you will handle every situation, especially when there is no easy choice.

I always want to teach things that help people with their personal lives, their financial lives and their legacies, so this was a huge thing for me.

The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition. Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something.

I was funny -- ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless. I was funny, in public, most often at my own expense.

Wilbur didn't want food, he wanted love.

We miss a lot in life because we don't know when to quit, what to leave out.

There is nothing outside the text

I understand a lot of the female needs. I'm not saying I know all of them all the time though.

The conventional wisdom is often wrong.