Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

My idea of Christmas is love. Love so pure and so divine.

If my wife finds comfort in trite Gispy homilies, I have no objection to your offering them. However, if you ever kiss her again, no matter how platonic the fashion, I'll make a eunuch of you.

If all the year were playing holidays To sport would be as tedious as to work.

It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.

I'm a big believer in pose some questions and then answer a few of them before you move onto the next set of questions.

I'm just not built for fairytale surprises.

In every end, there is also a beginning.

My intentions were not to fascinate the world with my personality.