Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Give your mind permission to travel where the body cannot go and be open to all the wisdom that the universe has to offer.

Tears aren't for the people we've lost. They're for us. So we can remember, and celebrate, and miss them, and feel human.

The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players.

The two fulcra of medicine are reason and observation. Observation is the clue to guide the physician in his thinking.

Nature's government spontaneously brings satisfaction to everyone because it promotes all innumerable, diverse tendencies of life in the evolutionary direction.

God needs to get rescued from religious music.

He scorn'd his own, who felt another's woe.

Coaching is not a natural way of life. Your victories and losses are too clear cut.

There's not many businesses where someone can come in and offer to cut the price in half and somebody doesn't think about shifting. But that's the nature of the ratings business.