Experts are just trained dogs.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

It is better to hug than wave hands.

My friends are my enimies, my magi, my gods, my life...

Learning a language is not interesting than knowing how it works.

Enlightenment is like everyday consciousness but two inches above the ground.

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final.

[I]f you want instant, reflexive support for the US government's police and military powers, MSNBC is the place to turn these days.

Life isn't about wishing you were somewhere, or someone that you're not. Life is about enjoying where you are, loving who you are and consistently improving both.

If you want to make an ordinary man happy, or think that he is happy, give him money, power, flattery, gifts, honours. If you want to make a wise man happy - improve yourself!

The formula is simple - do more of what is working, do less of what isn't, and try on new behaviors to see if they produce better results.

I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or like a free pint of Guinness.