Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

There's nothing more exciting for an actor than a chance to lose, to be someone who has lost - especially if it's someone who starts off with a veneer of control. To be broken is wonderful.

What joins men together ... is not the sharing of bread but the sharing of enemies.

Obviously, the arrogance of my own nature in regards to other people's work would suggest that I think I'm talented.

There is no greater fool than the man who thinks himself wise; no one is wiser than he who suspects he is a fool.

The only advice I can really give to the young filmmakers is to be persistent, don't give up, and keep watching and making as many movies as you possibly can.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

People say "I want peace." If you remove I (ego), and your want (desire), you are left with peace.

Now is the time to make good use of time. Today is the day to begin a perfect day.

School is the path, not the point.