Explaining why he was forced to cut a utility player: You just got caught in a position where you have no position.

Success isn't something that just happens - success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared.

Casey (Stengel) knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He knew every move that was ever invented and some that we haven't even caught on to yet.

People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.

Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players and if you keep them in the right frame of mind then the manager is a success.

The players make the manager, it's never the other way.

Inner peace is not found in things like baseball and world championships. As long as I feel I've done the best job I possibly could, I'm satisfied.

They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember that one because the fantasy world you always dreamed about is suddenly real.

Perhaps you'll gave to kiss him again, if you're not sure. Gather more evidence. In the name of science.

Fortunately the family is a human institution: humans made it and humans can change it.

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.

Girl you are a beauty. Well, I am a beast. They must have been trippin to let me off the leash.

The art of an actress is sublimated sexuality. But off the stage the fire must be able to reconvert the steam into body.

Make yourself happy and surround yourself with people who are cool with that.

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

Nothing hurts if you don't let it.

Where are you originally from?” “The planet Lorien, three hundred million miles away.” “Must have been a long trip, John Smith.” “Took almost a year. Next time I’m bringing a book.

The best leaders are the ones who show their true colors not during the banner years but during times of struggle.