Extraordinary things only happen to extraordinary people. Maybe it's a sign that you've got an extraordinary destiny--something greater than you could've imagined.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

But to appear happy when I am so miserable — Oh! who can require it?

Make your wife happier, children wiser, yourself kinder, and you will make your life better.

If you have understood, then what you have understood is not God.

We are a way for the cosmos to know itself

People are doing amazing things right now on the Web.

Pedantry in learning is like hypocrisy inn religion--a form of knowledge without the power of it.

It is not for human judgment to dive into the heart of man, to know whether his intentions are good or evil.

The Rosary is my favorite prayer.

Whom Fortune wishes to destroy she first makes mad.

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.