Eyes and Priests Bear no Jests.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Where his eyes should’ve been, there was only fire, empty sockets glowing with miniature nuclear explosions.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

My self-confidence comes from the fact that I have discovered my own dimensions. It does not behoove me to make myself smaller than I am.

If Donald Trump were elected, it would be the first time a little boy became president.

Dead souls dream only of death. Small dreams for small men. It is life that expands to fill worlds. Life is your master, or death is

If only people fought undeserved praise as much as they do unfair criticism.

There are bigger stars out there than me. But I went through my s-, as people do as they get older.

My story is the story of countless millions of children whose families and nations were torn apart for money in the name of Jesus Christ.

I'm much more self-conscious clothed than unclothed. I'm a frustrated Page Three girl. I have no shame about my body.

Strange as it may seem, the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest mood.