FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Reach out to the fullness of God’s grace strength for any accomplishment.

This day and every other day, listen from within, GOD lives there.

To be proud of virtue, is to poison yourself with the Antidote.

But if your work is your art, a personal reflection of who you are, the only person who can do that better than you, is a future you.

I am merely asking for a first chance to live my life outside the [U.S. Disciplinary Barracks] as the person I was born to be.

Listen not to the critics who put their own dreams on the shelf.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

I don't know why I always get to play these guys who have few redeeming features. But don't knock it. Villains are much more fun.

I believe I am more intelligent than the average person.