FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The word “inevitable” is fearful to the ego, but joyous to the spirit. God is inevitable, and you cannot avoid Him any more than He can avoid you.

Gentleness towards self and others makes life a little lighter.

When it comes to education all obstacles must be removed. This must become a priority for humanity.

Yeah, I'm just blessed to have this very strong thing, my vocals. I'm very healthy in that regard.

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

To see your drama clearly is to be liberated from it.

I didn't want to do anything my mother wanted me to do so surely I wasn't going to sing for her.

Human life doesn't seem to have much significance, and I don't know why.

In childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking out. In memories of childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking in.

Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live.