FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Writing is the only way I have to explain my own life to myself.

I searched through rebellion drugs diets mysticism religions intellectu-alism and much more only to begin to find ... that truth is basically simple-and feels good clean and right.

There's something about that blind trust between Timbaland and me - two people that have almost nothing in common except for a love of music - that is really rejuvenating.

But in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water.

More wealth doesn't fix your life. More wealth makes you more of what you already are.

How happy is it for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ignorance than our perfection!

The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.

The nation's non-co-operation is an invitation to the Government to co-operate with it on its own terms, as is every nation's right and every good government's duty.

It's a kindness that the mind can go where it wishes.

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.