Fact is not truth, but a poet who willfully defies fact cannot achieve truth.

On what strange stuff Ambition feeds!

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.

Democracy, the deceitful theory that the Jew would insinuate - namely, that theory that all men are created equal.

I like people talking about me, about my defense or what I'm doing. I like to see that, and that makes me work hard.

He that is rich is wise, And all men learned poverty despise.

British aren't really known for their physical loveliness but firemen, generally speaking, are gorgeous.

One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.

[Alfred] Kinsey, as you well know, was a complete whacko. Most of his studies have been shown to be false.

Anytime you get an audience that's paying attention, you enjoy it more.

O Lord... Once I wanted You so much I didn't even dare walk past Your house- And now I am not even worthy to be let in