Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

For at eight o’clock the world came to an end. It was reading time. The hours between eight in the evening and one or two in the morning have always been my magic hours.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

Only one accomplishment is beyond both the power and the mercy of the Gods. They cannot make the past as though it had never been.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

In the end I think theatre has only one subject: justice

Believe me, you need good people if you want to make good players.

You must not only learn to live with tension, you must seek it out. You must learn to thrive on stress.

When you're a kid, it's hard to tell the innocuous secrets from the ones that will kill you if you keep them.

Self-programming, what you believe and affirm about yourself, is the basis of who you are.

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.