Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

Will and Will Power both are important, first is the WILL and then Power to Implement.

If an opportunity scares you, that's God's way of saying you should jump at it.

Don't look for flaws as you go through life and even when you find them it is wise and kind to be somewhat blind, and look for the virtue behind them.

We pass now quickly from each other's sight; but I know full well that where beyond these passing scenes you shall be, there will be Heaven.

What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do.

Old age by nature is rather talkative.

The complexity of the emotional life of the play is what you live to work on.

Great passions may either bring great victories or great sorrows! In both cases, it is always a great privilege to have great passions!

Sometimes I have a notion that what might improve the situation is to have women take over the occupations of government and trade and to give men their freedom.