Failed the bright promise of your early day?

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Everybody says life is hard. I'm surprised nobody makes effort to not create any lives.

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.

Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.

Music is the universal language ... it brings people closer together.

There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.

I wouldn't have thought of myself as a person who could guide anybody and then it turned out that I can.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.

I'm a people person and I've met some great people along the way and made some great friends.

I've been a victim in every film I have done so far. It would be nice to play someone who doesn't get killed for once. Then again, I am getting really good at screaming and fake tears...

Myth is neither a lie nor a confession: it is an inflexion.