Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

In the aftermath, we are because they were.

There are two ways to find a lost city. The first is to rely on luck alone, the second is to control all the information.

Americans refused to see accidents as accidental. They did not comprehend they while tragedy always exacts a formidable price, it rarely incurs a debt.

Read no history: nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.

I do write a lot of children's songs, and I'm going to do a children's television show, which also means I'll be doing a lot of albums. So I do hope my future will hold a lot of things for children.

Youthful days are longer than those of later years, as we all learn as we grow older.

You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities.

If self-validation were our most significant societal measure - we would give trophies to ourselves.

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty

What my tongue dares not that my heart shall say