Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Dominance is only for GOD.

I dont write books so that you can be fascinated with me. I write them so you can be fascinated with YOU!

It is no shame to have your heart broken –it is only possible because you dared to lovethe hardest.

The only thing I know is that I know nothing, and i am no quite sure that i know that.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Friendship is essentially a partnership.

People assign much higher probability to the truth of their opinions than is warranted.

The laws of nature are written by the hand of God in the language of mathematics.

Each of us is as full of the Spirit as we really want to be.

When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.