Failure is inevitable, and that the key to success is not dodging every bullet but being able to recover quickly.

Craft the story now so you'll be proud to tell it later.

Dare to try again when you failure.

I think [Anderson Cooper ] and me both enjoy working, and don't consider it "work," so as long as I'm having fun I will continue at this pace.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

Every country needs another country to make fun of.

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

I embrace everybody for who and what they are.

Of new acquaintances one can never be sure because one likes them one day that it will be so the next. Of old friends one is sure that it will be the same yesterday, today, and forever.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

He who has suffered you to impose on him knows you.

What e'er you are That in this desert inaccessible, Under the shade of melancholy boughs, Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time.