Failure is just success rounded down.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

But I want you, ” he smiles at me. “Not just to make me a king. I’ve always wanted you. Despite it all, you are still the bride I would choose. I do choose you.

When I was a teen, I thought I would have to choose between my writing or my music or my art, but it turns out it's a difficult juggling game but I can do all of them.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I like the roar of cities. In the mart, Where busy toilers strive for place and gain, I seem to read humanity's great heart, And share its hopes, its pleasures, and its pain.

I'm an actor and a playwright, and I don't earn much.

Making a video is one of the most exciting things for artists and fans. It's like a payoff.

I don't know which me that I love, got no reflection.

True prayer is an awareness of our helpless need and an acknowledgment of divine adequacy.

Even the once simple home mortgage now has so many flavors and styles and variations that it is difficult for people to make a decision.

In the university of God, however brilliant you may be, you will not be given double promotion. You must take every course, because each course serves a purpose.