Failure is that early morning hour of darkness which precedes the dawning of the day of success.

Failure is often that early morning hour of darkness which precedes the dawning of the day of success.

Each morning is the open door to a new world - new vistas, new aims, new tryings.

I'm ready for something private, private and real

If you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward. You want to see more, do more. You can't wait until you're sixty-five.

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

Thou shalt not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, indeed thou shall steal and thou must.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Whether an MP is a woman or a man, it's about the qualities of the individual in doing that job.

We must not stint Our necessary actions in the fear To cope malicious censurers, which ever, As rav'nous fishes, do a vessel follow That is new-trimmed, but benefit no further Than vainly longing.