Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I am striving to give back the Divine in myself to the Divine in the All.

The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.

Be careful not to let the things that you don't have to blindfold you from noticing the all the blessings in your life.

As long as I live, I will always remember those wee children standing at the railing on that ship." - John Hanlon, the sailor

Fame itself... doesn't really afford you anything more than a good seat in a restaurant.

One reason we resist making deliberate choices is that choice equals change and most of us, feeling the world is unpredictable enough, try to minimise the trauma of change in our personal lives.

No matter what is the environment around you, it is always possible to maintain your brand of integrity

The act of love is a confession.

Freedom is self-determination.

The bad teacher imposes his ideas and his methods on his pupils, and such originality as they may have is lost in the second-rate art of imitation.