Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Guilt's just your ego's way of tricking you into thinking that you're making moral progress. Don't fall for it, my dear.

How we can stay faithful to the people that have supported us from the beginning is a thought in my mind. I always want to keep that part of it alive.

If all goes well, you will be able to save more than one innocent life tonight.

If it hurts me, it must hurt the other ones twice as much.

If you have feet, walk! If you have wings, fly! Whatever you have, use them! Don't let them to rust!

Start going the extra mile and opportunity will follow you.

Tough boys running the streets, come a little closer. Rough toys under the sheets, nobody knows her.

I had always been affected by films, as well, of course - and great films.

Donate to the extent that you don't have food for yourself after feeding the needy.

I ain't as good as I once was, But I'm as good once as I ever was.